SHEW you pesky stripe wearing horse! ALL RIGHT! WHO PAINTED THEIR HORSE! AS SOON AS I FIND OUT WHO DID THIS THEY'RE ON A ONE WAY TICKET OUT OF THE LEGION AND INTO THE PIG FARM! I don't think the centurion is gonna find the guy who did this, because I don't think he wants to climb Mt. Olympus and mess with Zeus himself. They get in the way of the building just like their woolen friends in the animal kingdom, and we are not even sure if we can export them. And they don't even make good horses for the fort.

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